- "Kumite" in the English language translates into "sparring." "Sparring" in the Dux language translates into "winning." Suck it Norris!
- The "W" in Frank W. Dux stands for "Winning." When you turn the "W" upside down it becomes an "M," which stands for "Making Chuck Norris look like a goddamn fool."
- Frank Dux beats up people like Chuck Norris on the way to fights.
Some of Tom's work below...
- Chuck Norris has to wash the make-up off of his face after an on-camera KO. Frank Dux wipes the blood off his face after 56 consecutive Kumite KOs.
- Chuck Norris eats pieces of shit like you for breakfast. Frank Dux shits pieces of shit like you after eating Chuck Norris for breakfast.
- When the world gives Chuck Norris lemons, he makes lemonade. When Frank Dux gets lemons he makes 150-proof moonshine, douses Chuck Norris with it, and sets him on fire with a blazing fast jump kick.
- When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris gets mad, Frank Dux kicks his ass.
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