Frank Dux does everything that Chuck Norris does, but he does it with a beer in his hand.
Chuck Norris is the salt of the earth. Frank Dux uses that salt to flavor his eggs.
Chuck Norris is a real straight shooter. Frank Dux doesn't need to shoot, his kick was clocked at 72 mph for Christ's sakes.
The Texas highway patrol sets their speed limits based off of the velocity of Chuck Norris roundhouse kick (55mph). The Autobahn has no speed limit, based off of the velocity of Frank Dux's kick. One has been clocked at 72 mph for Christ's sakes!
Chuck Norris thinks the definition of FAST is "to move quickly". Frank Dux knows that FASST stands for "Focus, Action, Skills, Strategy, and Tactics". Suck it, Chuck!
SUCK IT, CHUCK!!!
Guns don't kill people, Chuck Norris kills people. Frank Dux kills people and elephants.
Chuck Norris has 2 speeds: walk and kill. Frank Dux has 3 speeds: walk, kill, and kill elephants.
If Jesus had a brother, he would be Chuck Norris. Jesus did have a father, and His name is Frank Dux.
Chuck Norris grew up on the wrong side of the tracks...because Frank Dux wouldn't let him cross back over.
It only takes Chuck Norris 3.2 seconds to tie his shoelaces. It only takes 3.2 seconds for Frank Dux to knock someone's ass out.
Chuck Norris can part the sea. Frank Dux can drain it.
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a true warrior/fighter does not malign his competition or those who came before them... he does not disrespect those who have walked the same path.. reading your blog, if this is what you've learned from Dux and this is how you represent him... my 5 year old could kick his ass... but wouldn't bother with such a loser. good day.
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