Frank Dux Facts: 1st Edition

- Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad the only person to make Chuck Norris cry is Frank Dux.
- When the boogeyman goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet for Frank Dux.
- There is no ctrl button on Frank Dux's computer. Frank Dux broke his computer over Chuck Norris' face. Oh yea!! Sucker!
- Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's Potatoe Chip. Frank Dux doesn't eat potatoe chips...he eats bags of potatoes.
- Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits...........for Frank Dux.
- Chuck Norris counted to infinity, twice. Frank Dux thinks math is for losers! Oh yea!! Sucker!!
- When you google "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked," you will generate an image of Frank Dux. Go ahead, click on the link...sucker.
- Chuck Norris can stare into a Solar Eclipse. The only thing Chuck Norris can't stare into is Frank Dux's eyes.
- Frank Dux wears Chuck Norris as a condom.