- Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad the only person to make Chuck Norris cry is Frank Dux.
- When the boogeyman goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet for Frank Dux.
- There is no ctrl button on Frank Dux's computer. Frank Dux broke his computer over Chuck Norris' face. Oh yea!! Sucker!
- Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's Potatoe Chip. Frank Dux doesn't eat potatoe chips...he eats bags of potatoes.
- Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits...........for Frank Dux.
- Chuck Norris counted to infinity, twice. Frank Dux thinks math is for losers! Oh yea!! Sucker!!
- When you google "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked," you will generate an image of Frank Dux. Go ahead, click on the link...sucker.
- Chuck Norris can stare into a Solar Eclipse. The only thing Chuck Norris can't stare into is Frank Dux's eyes.
- Frank Dux wears Chuck Norris as a condom.
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Chuck Norris has to wash the make-up off of his face after an on-camera KO. Frank Dux wipes the blood off his face after 56 consecutive Kumite KOs.
Chuck Norris eats pieces of shit like you for breakfast. Frank Dux shits pieces of shit like you after eating Chuck Norris for breakfast.
When the world gives Chuck Norris lemons, he makes lemonade. When Frank Dux gets lemons he makes 150-proof moonshine, douses Chuck Norris with it, and sets him on fire with a blazing fast jump kick.
When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris gets mad, Frank Dux kicks his ass.
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